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Eff it. Why not.

If you think about it, he’s only 5 years removed from arguably his best single season statistically (2009 – 4202 yds, 33 TDs, 7 INTs, 1072. rating) and EVERYONE sucked in 2010, not just Bert Faver.

Reunite Bert with Greg Jennings, maybe they get some of the magic back. You’ve got to think Cordarrelle and 4 could strike up a chord fast. Look at the chemistry he and Percy built in 2009.

We can draft a QB, stash him to develop. Keep Ponder around as the 3rd string/Starbucks getter/whipping boy. Just don’t give Brett Sam’s phone #.

Zim & Edwards will fix that 32nd ranked defense and we’re good to go!

We winnin’ the North, baby, c’mon!!!

But we’re deluding ourselves, it’s not going to happen.

Brett might be in shape and willing, but Mike Zimmer would NEVER pick anyone up at the airport.

 

[Editor’s note: The preceeding was 100% sarcasm & speculative bullsh*t. Much like the other content Purple FTW! cranks out, pay it no mind.]