Teddy The Throwman

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Our rendition of a holiday classic. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from us here at Purple FTW!

LYRICS:
Teddy the Throwman
Was an Elite NFL QB
When Norv Let Him Play, The Teddy Way
And He Wasn’t Deferring to AP

Teddy the Throwman
Had Skinny Knees they Say
But When Norv Did Stop
The Seven Step Drops
How He Lit it Up on Sunday

There Must Have Been Some Magic
In Those Two Gloves He Does Wear
For When He Plays In HIS Offense
The Vikes Move the Ball Everywhere

Teddy the Throwman
Is Elite with Rookie Stefon
And Rudolph’s Okay
And You Could Say
Mike Wallace is Decent When He’s On

Gumpity Gump Gump
Gumpity Gump Gump
Look at Teddy Throw

Gumpity Gump Gump
Gumpity Gump Gump
Winning the North You Know

Teddy the Throwman
Charles Johnson is Also a Thing
And He Throws to Wright
And He Keeps it Tight
With 2 Catches, 24 Yards He Brings

Teddy the Throwman
Is a Great Marriage with Zim
And McKinnon is Fun
Running Out of the Gun
Good Thing Happen When You Give the Ball to Him

There Was a Bunch of Vikings Fans
Hating on the Kid From Louisville
But the Last Two Weeks Teddy Has Stood Up
And Told Them All to Chill

Teddy the Throwman
Is Gonna Lead Us to Rings
Open US Bank
And We Have to Thank
Teddy for Letting Us Have Nice Things

Gumpity Gump Gump
Gumpity Gump Gump
Look at Teddy Throw

Gumpity Gump Gump
Gumpity Gump Gump
Winning the North You Know

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